Dog Property Laws « for the LOVE of Dog

07 Apr

1.	If I like it, It’s mine,
2.	If it’s in my mouth, It’s mine

3.	If I can take it from you, It’s mine.
4.	If I had it a little while ago, It’s mine.
5.	If it’s mine, It must never appear to be yours in any way.
6.	If I’m chewing something up, All the pieces are mine.
7.	If it just looks like mine, It’s mine.
8.	If I saw it first, It’s mine.
9.	If you are playing with something and put it down, It automatically becomes mine.
10.	If it’s broken, It’s yours.