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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? |
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Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. |
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Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! |
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Rottweiler: Make me. |
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Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. |
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Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! |
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German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. |
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Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture. |
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Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb! |
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Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. |
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Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. |
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Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….. |
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Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? |
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Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle… |
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Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
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“Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?” All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. |
